phone(y)?

Hell yes!
I just can't believe what I find in old garbage trucks!
A phone! A living functional cellphone! I've been calling people all day pretending to be Freddie Mercury! :)
Being a mutaded cheeto-hobo is a life I would never trade!
(perhaps if thay gave my a couple of bags with "you know what")

well whatever... I guess I gonna spend the night with some ant-chrusing or somethin'

Eat a cheeto folks!